There are a lot of comedy tropes. One of the famous ones is that around middle age we start experiencing aches and pains based on the smallest of movements. In example, waking up with a sore next simply because you slept in an odd position.

I am no different in that I use this to frequent effect with my friends when we get together. Today I woke with a pain in my shoulder blade and hand. Using my deductive reasoning I assume I slept on my hand with my thumb cocked in a gun position, which somehow affected my shoulder.

Nothing funny about that shit because I am walking around the house like the hunch back of Notre dame asking my wife to open up jars for me. She does this without complaint. She is a keeper.